Internet slut

A woman (or a man) who is sexually promiscuous by flirting and role-playing sexual situations with many strangers (or near strangers) online over the internet.

"That internet slut had cybersex with five different guys today."

"She (or he) is an internet slut because of all the role-playing sex she (or he) has had."

by Unspecified April 19, 2006

the internets

An intentional mangling of (the) internet used for ironic effect as a humorous reference to the large segment of the population that remains clueless about technology. Now a popular malapropism, "the internets" meme exploded after the second televised Bush-Kerry debate held prior to the 2004 Presidential election. Blogs and Television, especially The Daily Show, bear much of the responsibility for the initial propagation of "the internets" as it is currently used.

When asked about the seeming inevitibility of a draft, the President replied, "I hear there's rumors on the Internets (sic) that we're going to have a draft..."

by Zachary A August 26, 2005

You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.

Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 10, 2005

Mad On The Internet

When someone gets upset on the internet, they are "mad on the internet." This is similar to being mad in real life, but never justifiable, and will always make one look particularly bad or stupid.

People are always getting mad on the internet at me just because I'm never wrong and know how to keep my cool.

by Fungusmonk July 25, 2011

internet sarcasm

1. Heavy handed, obvious.

2. Non-existent.

I can't tell whether he's being sarcastic or not. Well, that's internet sarcasm for you.

by Xylemicarious January 9, 2009

internet retardation

A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.

Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.

Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?

by Kittens with Mittens October 27, 2010

The Internet

Want a definition? Google it

-The Internet Example-
www.google.com
Here, look one up

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010