Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020
Get the Traffic managementmug. Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.
by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017
Get the traffic snoozermug. When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.
Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.
Hostage life
Hostage life
by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017
Get the Traffic Hostagemug. A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.
by pejafme December 26, 2020
Get the loaded traffic conemug. Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017
Get the Chicago Traffic Jammug. by Rimlock March 28, 2023
Get the Philly traffic conemug. Trafficker. As in "Drug trafficker " or "Drug trafficant".
by Naldo P. June 26, 2016
Get the trafficantmug.