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Mayo Bank

Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.
A:"Bank of America totally screwed me over, who do you use?"
B:"I only trust Mayo Bank"
by Illuminatiistotallyreal August 1, 2012
mugGet the Mayo Bankmug.

Beer Banking

The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze.
"Mate, I've just been beer banking and we're good to go!"

"Dude, I'm going round the corner to beer bank"
by Dave2010 January 20, 2009
mugGet the Beer Bankingmug.

Bang Bank

A mental list of girls a guy wants to bang.
Can be associated with pictures.
Dude, who's number one in your bang bank?
Christina dude, my ex-girlfriend.
Nice man, what a fine piece of ass she is.
by Doesn't Really Matter Too Much February 1, 2010
mugGet the Bang Bankmug.

nose bank

A nose bank is the money that you plan to use to buy cocaine.
Listen, I'm gonna make a withdrawal from my nose bank to get me through the weekend, cuz I'm outta coke.
by idrathernotpod September 20, 2017
mugGet the nose bankmug.

Bank Math

A method of financial management that involves rounding any transaction up to the next dollar amount. Bank math prevents any overdrafting of bank accounts because the amount remaining in the account is always more than you believe it to be.
Let's see, the burger is $4.79, and the fries are $2.19. So quick Bank Math, that's like $8, and I have $15 in my account, so I should have $7 left for tonight.
by BaxterDog December 29, 2017
mugGet the Bank Mathmug.

Banks County

A county full of white redneck (imbred) trash. Kids there will give each other (blowjobs) or jack each other off. Overall don’t go to Banks County.
1 - Hey man wanna go jerk each other off in he Banks County bathrooms?
2 - That sounds like a great idea!
by Thatonefatkid96 October 16, 2019
mugGet the Banks Countymug.

Piggy Bank

When you lick your thumb to get a plan b pill stuck to it and insert it a girl's anus at the same time as cumming into her vagina to prevent pregnancy. A deposit and saving simultaneously.
"Hey bro, did you pull out, or do you have a kid on the way?"

"Nah, but I used the piggy bank, so I'll be alright."
by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 7, 2021
mugGet the Piggy Bankmug.

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