When you and your friend are not getting sex, you form your own club... the Cobweb Club, to indicate the cobwebs growing in and on your sex parts from lack of use.
Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.
by Dirt Dobber May 31, 2011
Get the Cobweb Club mug.A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.
Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.
by coke daddy March 8, 2015
Get the French Club mug.Similar to the mile high club, you are considered part of the "Harkness club" after having sex on a Harkness table, a large, wooden, oval table seating 12 students. Primarily found in American, New England, prep schools which use the Harkness system of learning such as: Exeter, Lawrenceville, Andover, etc.
"Dude, I totally banged that chick in Mem. Hall last night!"
"Woah, are you part of the Harkness club now?"
"Oh yeaahh!"
*High five*
"Woah, are you part of the Harkness club now?"
"Oh yeaahh!"
*High five*
by Hashtag_TheRealMichealCera!! March 5, 2014
Get the Harkness club mug.the better version of a country club serving the best hospitality on the west coast. employing the world's best teens under the world's worst management
karen: hey julie, i'm #bayclubhappy
julie: that's just because you just had 5 frosés at the bay club bitch. get a job and pick up your kids from daycare.
julie: that's just because you just had 5 frosés at the bay club bitch. get a job and pick up your kids from daycare.
by happicali22 March 28, 2020
Get the bay club mug.The pivotal point for a female between dry and dripping with sweat achieved only while dancing ones ass off at a club or party.
Club-Shine requires the service of a capable DJ who can play more than 2 danceable songs in a row or a host that doesn't have Rick Astley on their iPod.
Club-Shine is a non-point for men because society allows them to just call it sweat.
Club-Shine requires the service of a capable DJ who can play more than 2 danceable songs in a row or a host that doesn't have Rick Astley on their iPod.
Club-Shine is a non-point for men because society allows them to just call it sweat.
by ericizmine February 22, 2010
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