Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.

“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

by Sleepy Unicorn January 23, 2019

melting hippo

A person who is so sweaty and laughing so hard they drool on themselves like a hippo

Everyone has a friend who's is a melting hippo...that person laughs at something at the same thing everyone else is laughing at but drools on themselves from the laughter...this happens alot when you or your friends are high and/or drunk as fuck.

by Carlos parallax September 21, 2013

Hippokissamus

a fat person at a party trying to find someone to makeout with.

Jason: Geez Marge, look at that poor slutty Hippokissamus trying to get LeRoy.
Marge: It's never going to happen, he's not even drunk yet.

by Martin_D August 17, 2007

Raunchy Hippo

A horny girl with an ass that resembles a golf ball.

I gave that Raunchy Hippo the best angry dragon.

by Seafood_Guru August 7, 2010

Homo Hippo

The fattest gay person you have ever seen.

For example:

"Rosie O'Donnell is such a homo hippo!"

by Phillippe' November 22, 2009

Squishy Hippo

A "Squishy Hippo" is a term used to describe a person who is disguisingly friendly but secretly a bitch who may be hot but is a slutwhore or a player with a really wide vagina.

"Squishy" is a name to describe the hidden bitch within.
The name "Hippo" comes from the hiding characteristic of a Hippopotamus, being able to hide their anger by being calm and/or lazy.

Friend: I'll see you later, Gurl.
Squishy Hippo:... OK, Gurl. Love ya bye!
(Friend exits the room)
Squishy Hippo: Oh god I hate her.

Jack: Dude I wanna fuck that chick.
John: Maybe, dude. But she's a Squishy Hippo!

by Shadioactive I.N.C. August 16, 2012

Hippocrocakangarillapig

An extremely unattractive female of the human species. A variety of Swamp Donkey, only uglier and normally bulkier.

Tha munter you pulled last night was a real Hippocrocakangarillapig.

by JC Meister July 6, 2004