dirty hitchiker

when a guy sticks his thumb up a girls ass and gets shit all over it

i dirty hitchiker this girl yesterday and my thumb still smells!

by April482589654 January 1, 2009

bloody hatchet wound

Slang term for the female cunt; esp. if that pussy's owner is on the rag.

Don't fuck Jessica tonight; she has a bloody hatchet wound and you'll get your dick covered in her menstruation!!!

by Telephony September 30, 2018

the reverse trailer hitch

When two men are engaging in anal sex the partner with the penis in his ass reverses his partner onto a dildo.

The penis is the hitch, the one giving it is the trailer, and it is the one who is taking it's responsibility to maneuver him so the dildo penetrates his ass.

I heard that Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment did "the reverse trailer hitch" last night. Bruce was having trouble walking all day.

M - Omg. I just saw Jonathan Lipnicki being reverse trailer hitched by Tom Cruise.

D - Really? I would have pegged Tom to be the one giving it. You learn something new everyday.

by Mike Hunts and Mike Hawkes September 8, 2009

hotchkiss girl

a smart, cool girl who only applied to Taft as a safety

where else did you apply, hotchkiss girl?

Taft, but it was my safety

Smart choice, you smart, non-coke blowing girl

by will navarre December 28, 2005

Elena Hotchner

The sister of the FBI agent that works in the BAU, but is totally cool. Elena's a baker, singer, dancer, and puncher if you piss her off. She often finds herself in strings of unfortunate events, like for example; pervert guy touches her while she's just trying to buy her caramel delight cookies. She makes good ass cakes though, call her up on your birthday. She is optimistic, and loyal, but that doesn't stop her from being a bitch at times.

Hm, I wish Elena Hotchner could bake me a cake
I heard Elena Hotchner punched a dude!

by askingformoney November 4, 2022

Hatch lizard

To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties

Oi Abbott, I've enough of your shit. Why don't you hatch lizard?

by Mikee T September 19, 2006

hitchyaup

often used in text meaning "I will call you back in a bit"

Megan Fox: wanna fuk me 2nite;)

Tony: yee, ill hitchyaup B===D

by tonymerkaroni August 23, 2009