Fat Fucking Homosexual

When you gay and you also cannot see your penis. When you know the entire McDonalds menu and hit on the guy on the drive thru worker.

Fat Fucking Homosexual is when a Homosexual individual is so fat that you need to add fucking in there before you can describe them.
Me: How much you weigh bitch
FFH: Like 450
Me: Damn bitch you fat af, why you lookin at me like that
FFH: I’m gay bitch
Me: Damn you a FatFucking Homosexual, get the fuck outta here wit dat gay shit

by John McCaffity May 8, 2019

Homosexual Rectum Ranger

When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.

Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.

Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.

by Hugh Jasz April 25, 2006

Airtight Closet Homosexual

A special breed of Homo, often considered extremist in their behavior and responses to people who believe they are gay. There are many Closet Homosexuals in the world who, through acceptance and respect by their peers, end up coming out of the closet; however, the Airtight Closet Homosexual tends to deny the fact that they are gay 100% of the time every time they are suspected as such.

u4got: Hey Walt, did you like how majestic the flag pole was at the game last night?

Walt: WTF STFU NO, IT WAS DIRTY AND GROSS AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.

u4got: omg SUCH an airtight closet homosexual.

by id13 July 18, 2011

Non-Gay Homosexual

Used to describe one who allegedly "recovers" from homosexuality.

Generally used by the "ex-gay" movement, to describe those who "recover" from homosexuality.

"I might still suffer from same-sex attraction, but I am a strictly non-gay homosexual."

by a.smo July 11, 2009

your mother homosexual

The professional way to say ur mum gay or your mum gay
Used if it is desired to create a second degree burn on one's ears.

Guy 1:ur mum gay
Guy 2:your mother homosexual
Guy 1:fucking dies

by peepee expander October 27, 2019

hip-hop homosexual

The closeted lesbian, gay and bisexual rappers that make rap and hip hop music about how they are tough and sleep with a lot of women, but secretly are gay or bisexual. Most of these artists live on the down low, but some of them romantically hug and kiss other male rappers in public. No judgment, just saying. rappers, hip hop artists, rap, hip hop, down low, LGBT, gay with a side of straight, hollywood straight

Did you just see those two guys kiss each other on the lips. What was that about?! That dude's a hip-hop homosexual.

by joecoolthefool June 23, 2016

Homosexual African American

Gay Nigga

Ay bro, Jamal is a real homosexual African american.

by SEXYDINOSAURNIGGA March 31, 2021