Holiday Text

that inevitable text that you have the urge to send to all your friends including people that you never talk to but you do it anyways because your in the holiday spirit
Happy Thanksgiving! Merry Christmas! and Happy New Year! are prime examples of a Holiday Text
by hardhitr3 January 02, 2010
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holiday golddigger

A person who receives a card during any holiday ( christmas, birthday, easter, etc. ) and doesn't read it, and only opens it for the money inside.
little johnny got mad when he received a birtday card from his great aunt Helen because when he opened it there was only ten dollars inside. there fore being a holiday golddigger

After Mark opened his christmas card and grabbed the $50 check inside, he immediately threw it in the garbage. therefore being a holiday golddigger
by dirty jerz 6 December 25, 2009
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ghetto holiday

Can't wait to the ghetto holiday comes around to get me a new car.
by ms keysie baby January 11, 2010
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Holiday Cum Parrot

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot
by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019
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holiday obsession disorder

a person that constantly wants to be on holiday, and always finds opportunities to go on holiday, and when not on holiday the person may obsess or fantasize being on one
the person with the holiday obsession disorder may annoy or agitate a friend or partner by wanting to be on holiday most of the time.

by Snarly May 28, 2008
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Google Holiday War

When two or more holidays or special occasions fall on the same day and Google must choose one to be included in their logo.

A prime example of this was February 14, 2010 when Valentines Day, the Chinese New Year and the Olympics were all happening on the same day.
Bob: Hey Sam, happy valentines day.

Sam: Apparently not, Google chose the Vancouver 2010 Olympics in todays Google Holiday War.

Bob: Saint Valentine would be pissed...

Sam: Not to mention the People's Republic of China.
by iamgoodoya February 14, 2010
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Holiday Playa's Discount

A special discount given by drug dealers around the holiday season to favorite customers.
I usually push a quad for 40 but I got you on that Holiday Playa's Discount for 30.
by Thunder-Thunder January 27, 2011
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