Heard

Yeah, you hear whatever the fuck you want to hear, don't you?

Hym "You know what I heard? I heard 'I want to be insulted.' You hear it? That's what she said."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

Heard's Word

Telling lies continually until you forget what lies you have told.

He was speaking that Heard's Word, and now we can't believe a thing he says.

by Pork & Pock May 27, 2022

Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022

Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.

Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!

by LakotaNative September 22, 2023

Heard

(Verb) To shit in one's partners bed.

I got tired of him cheating on me in our bed, so I took a Heard and packed my things.

by FcknRedneck May 25, 2022

take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.

Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )

a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)

by fed lem March 26, 2020