i've never heard such rubbish

(Archeic) Idiom Cheifly British

Used when someone is talking nonsense

Aliens, Extraterrestrial life forms... I've never heard such rubbish.

by Archaic Wordnerd October 15, 2017

Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.

Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!

by LakotaNative September 22, 2023

Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022

Heard

(Verb) To shit in one's partners bed.

I got tired of him cheating on me in our bed, so I took a Heard and packed my things.

by FcknRedneck May 25, 2022

Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022

Heard's Word

Telling lies continually until you forget what lies you have told.

He was speaking that Heard's Word, and now we can't believe a thing he says.

by Pork & Pock May 27, 2022

Have you heard from glen?

Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen?

1: Have you heard from glen? 2: Not in a little while

by Have you heard from glen? January 26, 2025