A-Hearding it

Modern Cultural replacement for the rural saying "Shit the bed", implying one has done irrevocable damage to their credibility through their actions. Also see "Shit the chili", "Shit the money bed".

"Bro, you just A-Hearded our only chance that your parents would pay for spring break!"

"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"

by SpergyNJazzCabbage April 23, 2022

Heard Burglar

Someone who realizes the public knows they turd the bed and wants to deny and cover it up… with both sheets and lawyers hired from wish.

She showed just how poorly her acting was and even looked like she was straining on the stand after all the world discovered she is a Heard Burglar.

by LightFoe May 24, 2022

Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.

Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!

by LakotaNative September 22, 2023

Heard

Yeah, you hear whatever the fuck you want to hear, don't you?

Hym "You know what I heard? I heard 'I want to be insulted.' You hear it? That's what she said."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022

Heard

(Verb) To shit in one's partners bed.

I got tired of him cheating on me in our bed, so I took a Heard and packed my things.

by FcknRedneck May 25, 2022

Heard-Felt

When you can't decide if a certain sensation was heard or felt.

"I heard-felt some cotton in my ear" - Stevie

by mythicaldictionary April 9, 2019