shitty handjob

When a women goes to fast with her hand and rips it apart.

"That was a shitty handjob." handjob shitty women

by Anti-Sean_36 August 14, 2015

psionic handjob

The act of using ones telekinetic abilities in a manner to sexually stimulate another's penis to orgasm. Psionic handjobs are usually performed while staring blankly at the recipient and making a stroking motion with ones hand (a la shake-weight). Left-Nostril nosebleeds have been known to occur while performing PHJs.

Eleven gave Mike a psionic handjob at the Snow Ball.

by Phreezerburn October 30, 2017

Dirty Handjob

When a chick shits in her hands or on your cock, then wanks you off with her shitty hands!!

I had a Taco Bell for lunch, want a dirty handjob?

by PerryPlatypus69 July 31, 2018

Swiss Handjob

The Act of reciving a handjob from the FRONT generally done at a party or a stripclub or dance club.
The girl (or guy) stands in front of you and jacks you off toward them stroking in the opposite direction..Its generally uncomfortable but interesting at the same time.

Guy 1- "i was at the club and this chick walked up while i was dancing pulled my dick out and gave me a swiss handjob, i came all over here dress"

Guy 2- " Fuck you"

by BGeezy29 April 11, 2011

Irish Handjob

When two men grasp each others penises and jerk each other off. (Similar to the Dutch Rudder)

With no girls around, Mark and Steve were forced to resort to an Irish Handjob

by 2___2 April 13, 2014

Jimmy Handjob

The act of masturbating to comical movies

Last night I caught my roommate pulling a Jimmy Handjob to Animal House.

by Mcfizzletodetizzle November 10, 2013

Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand

Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.

by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016