macaroni and cheese hamburger

The best, yet most disgusting thing to whisper in your friends ear

O: Hey I gotta secret
P: what?
O: macaroni and cheese hamburger
P: *rips his organs out

by Coki Doki December 16, 2019

Hamburger-Face

An expression someone or something exhibits due to unexpected dissatisfaction

My brother has been walking around the house all day with a damn "Hamburger-Face" ever since he found out about girlfriend cheating

by OozoozooO October 10, 2025

greasy hamburger

When you pass out on the toilet and you have marks on your forehead from laying on the toilet to long.

I was so shit faced that I was a greasy hamburger before I left the bar.

by 7 3/4 and 23 August 8, 2017

Crazy Hamburger

A fitting reply for when a friend bombards you with information that is irrelevant to you or you don't care about.

Friend: "Did you hear? Loewe is selling a Spirited Away sweater for 4 figures!"
Me: "Wow, crazy hamburger"
Friend: "They look so bad, Im glad I cant even afford it, not worth my money"
Me: "CORAAZY HAMBORGAAAR"

by Brief Velkoz January 11, 2022

Hamburger circus

A busy and crowded burger serving fast food restaurant,that has a hectic circus like atmosphere.

Im hungry but i dont want to stop at that hamburger circus it's too noisey.

by Mtg187 February 21, 2017

Hamburger Salad

When someone’s anus is prolapsing, resembling raw hamburger meat.

“I have to see the doctor. I have hamburger salad.”

by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021

Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023