Slang for being in that “husband” state of mind where you are thinking and acting just like a husband, especially as it pertains to being emotionally disengaged or verbally unresponsive.
Oh well, I have a very bad case of spousehearing right now, I am the total poster boy for husband head!
by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2024
Get the husband headmug. Verb. When someone (usually a woman but it can be a man for gay couples) steals somebody else's husband. This usually happens by seduction but could also happen through slowly forming emotional attachments that become sexual in nature.
"That woman Laura is a real pistol! You know she made a husband steal with Donna's ex-husband George? She's the reason they got divorced!"
by Jonah Falk March 7, 2012
Get the husband stealmug. The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023
Get the elder golden retriever husbandmug. by louielover456 December 20, 2023
Get the husband materialmug. by Ubafool2believe February 14, 2024
Get the Husband in lawmug. a very chill guy, people compare him to corpse husband because of his deep voice and how he doesn’t like revealing his personal details
he can be quite shy at times when meeting new people although eventually when he opens up to people he will become the best person you will ever meet <3
he can be quite shy at times when meeting new people although eventually when he opens up to people he will become the best person you will ever meet <3
by humony February 7, 2021
Get the moses husbandmug. by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the Husbandmug.