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twat-humped

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space
That bitch just twat-humped you!
by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011
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Trump Hump

The act of putting cheetos on your partners ass then slapping it creating an orange dust.
Andy was feeling freaky tonight so he decided to give his lover the TRUMP HUMP
by Kabab MAN September 30, 2020
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hump-month

The month that separates or splits up the semesters of a school year (eg: January).
Well, here we are… in the middle of January, a hump-month… smack in the middle of our program’s calendar with our tribe’s first event being in August and the last events ending in June.
by Chief Crazywolf February 6, 2012
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Hump Dialed

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.
If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed
by El Janitor May 19, 2013
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Forrest Hump

(n.) High sex driven person who is capable of having a nearly endless sexual session without feeling tired
"Hey, I've heard that geeky nerdy weirdo from Maths class is such a Forrest Hump.. who would've thought right?!"
by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017
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Smooth Hump

A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.
I feel better than ever after that smooth hump session!
by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014
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Hump Trump

someone farting while another person if giving them anal
yo i was fuckin' my gf and she Hump Trumped me!
by TwilightNight01 September 10, 2016
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