A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.
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(n.) an unathletic or otherwise incompetent person. Not named after anyone in particular, the word originated near Greensboro, NC, in the mid-2000s.
We wanted to use the sand court to play footvolley, but it was taken by a bunch of hanks using their hands.
Why did you think it was a good idea to bring this guy to our weekly game? He is a massive hank.
Why did you think it was a good idea to bring this guy to our weekly game? He is a massive hank.
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So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.
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