hairy paintbrush

When you've dipped your testicles in paint and smeered them across someone else's forehead.

Dave's passed out! Let's give him a hairy paintbrush!

by flavoredtexts January 25, 2016

Hairy larry

When a horny guy rubs his dick hairs on a girls eyes as they are open

Oh yeah let me give you a hairy Larry

by Handleing January 18, 2021

hairy fairy

A particularly hairy gentleman of the gay persuasion, often only temporarily so when imprisoned for criminal behaviour.

The dude's queer - the big hairy fairy cornholed everyone in the clink

by ClubBarf July 4, 2004

hairy pothead

a muslim/middle eastern stoner

"i saw abdul getting high behind the d building!"

"what a hairy pothead"

by gghhff August 8, 2007

Hairy Monster

Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!

I work with a girl with a hairy monster.

by Iron Chef of Vagina March 10, 2010

hairy bear

A large and extremely hairy guy that you don't want to mess with.

Brittney would rather be with a hairy bear like James Gandolfini than a ripped hairless fag like Vin Diesel and all of the guys on the show Jersey Shore.

by Veryhairyguy4ValeriePoxleitner August 11, 2010

hairy (muff)

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.

"Can I borrow a quid?"
"Nah sorry, need it for the train."
"Hairy (muff)."

by ricksoutheast82 March 31, 2007