big gopher

That one uncle that you never see but he occasionally comes around.

Mom: Hey you know your Uncle INSERT NAME HERE?
Son: Yeah, we never see that big gopher.

by GreatGiganticGravyGuzzlinGorge December 6, 2021

The gopher

The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring

“Yea she asked me to do the gopher and I just had to break up with her”

by Den Bover June 23, 2022

Shoe Gophers

Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.

Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!

Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

by CCGamekiller July 20, 2024

Trash gopher

Gangster ass gf that will dig through dumpsters and break into recycling facilities with you to score good shot

Yeeee imma go get some sweet swag from the dump so I'm going to ask my trash gopher to slide

by LiveFastEatTrash December 8, 2024

Throat Gopher

Anyone who’s main mission to suck dick or is fixated on giving a person oral at the behest of another. A person who’s intent is to give only oral to another in request.

Oh girl a THROAT GOPHER, i call her up just to give me head.

by Yaboi City September 26, 2025

Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011

Dirty Marie Gotee

when a girl is on the rag, sits on a guys face and leaves a red ring around his mouth.

Yo, I was going to eat my girl's pussy out and she sat on my face leaving me a dirty marie gotee!

by Mo$ May 25, 2013