sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible
they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin
by pompu January 18, 2020
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googs goblin

The unwanted outcome of unprotected sex. This is often also referred to as a "baby"
Yo Gat did you hear Jake almost had a googs goblin with Haley!?
by Gnarbuckles November 13, 2017
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cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!
Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!
by crusoe90 March 29, 2017
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Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together
Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!
by Why would I regret this? June 03, 2020
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Fudge Goblin

First heard by the youtuber McNasty. Fudge Goblin refers to a long fudge like shit coming out of your "cornshoot" which is also known as, your asshole.
Man i'm really needing to shoot this fudge goblin out my cornshoot.
Friend: You sure do got a way with words man...
by SandyBeaks August 13, 2022
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poop goblin

Poop goblin is a term or slur to offend people who eat poop it’s usually used for a school rumor name called (Shit eating goblin) in a school somewhere in California.
Have you heard of the poop goblin? “Yeah bro I have he’s in my class his mouth smells like shit

OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH
by Amongusly September 13, 2021
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Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin
mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!
by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020
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