A Dirty Yard Gnome

A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.

Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?

Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.
by madworldradio July 12, 2009
mugGet the A Dirty Yard Gnomemug.
The garden gnome gangsters are made of Peter, Phuc and Amanda.

These trio's often can be seen around crawling around the floor like small gnomes. They all say they are tall yet they are all still small. The Garden Gnome Gangstas can be seen patrolling the 2nd floor and sniffing people's feet.

I was thinking of adding mini hitler but that will be a different topic to discuss.
OH SHIT THE THE GARDEN GNOME GANGSTAS ARE SNIFFING HIS FEET
by "okke" February 22, 2023
mugGet the The Garden Gnome Gangstasmug.

Queef Bottling Gnome

Small and invisible organism that primarily live in the deep recesses of vaginas, bottling queefs and using them for food, rocket fuel, air, etc. This is often used as an exclamation or insult.
"That guy is a Queef Bottling Gnome!"
by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010
mugGet the Queef Bottling Gnomemug.
A condition suffered by a person or persons that strive towards a given goal but with absolutely no idea how their actions or planned actions will actually achieve the desired result.

Phrase derived from the underpants gnomes characters from the TV series 'South Park' that collected and stockpiled used underpants for the purpose of making a profit but had no idea of how to actually achieve this.
Demonstrators protesting for nuclear disarmament but not considering how they would protect the country when nuclear equipped aggressors decide to attack suffer a severe case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome.

Ex UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown suffered a major case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome when he thought that reducing VAT (sales Tax) by 2.5% last year would significantly stimulate consumer spending.
by brightstar555 August 11, 2010
mugGet the Underpants Gnome Syndromemug.

letting out the gnomes

a term for releasing sexual tension or reaching an orgasm. Usually refering to a girl giving pleasure to herself

refering to the video YUKI - end of this shite
I downloaded this crazy hot porn of this girl letting out the gnomes
by One Sonic Bite August 10, 2004
mugGet the letting out the gnomesmug.

Bad A-Word Gnome

A short person that calls themself badass, but won't swear. They're also really bad at Transformer video games.
Christopher is such a Bad A-Word Gnome.
by Super Slicks August 3, 2018
mugGet the Bad A-Word Gnomemug.

shittle cock gnome

In Xtreme badminton, when you crouch down and scream "SHITTLE COCK GNOME"! Your oponents crap themselves in laughter and you cry because you finally scored a point. Fuck you, I will not be skunked!
The shittle cock gnome was popularized by Andy Roth, a chubby fellow who fell over a net.
by Poopsmith April 8, 2003
mugGet the shittle cock gnomemug.

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