Ghetto Trifle

A Ghetto Trifle is a Jaffa Cake that has been injected with small amount of absinthe by pipette into the sponge section.

The Ghetto trifle is best eaten in one go. (Full moon for those who remember the advert)
For some reason this odd combination works. It's not enough to get you pissed but it definitely gives you a little boost.
For those party people with a sophisticated palette.
How this came about know one really knows but legend says the plants told our ancestors how to do it.

by Rummage kerfuffle December 21, 2019

GhettoASMR

a lonely asmrtist on a quest to find the true lioness for his tingle and to cure trolls of tingle immunity. Also he makes birb noises to a lioness.

GhettoASMR is a legitimate weirdo who is desperate for clout.

by AgapeAlwaysWins July 9, 2021

ghetto cricket

The sound a smoke detector makes when a new battery is needed

Your ghetto cricket needs its battery changed.

by Urahogg February 18, 2023

Franchise-Ghetto

A cluster of at least a half-dozen nationally recognized chain eateries, hotels and retail stores. They are located in suburban areas and in rural regions at the crossings of two or more major highways. Franchise-ghettos thrive in areas of low population density that have heavy motor vehicle traffic. They generate lots of revenue but sap local communities of originality and commercial diversity, giving thousands of American communities a bland sense of sameness.

The "Goodman Rd @ I-55 Corridor" is a massive franchise-ghetto located in the suburban Memphis cities of Southaven & Horn Lake. This area of only one square-mile features an Applebee's, Arby's, Baskin Robbins, Best Western, Buffalo Wild Wings, Burger King, Chick-Fil-A, Chuck E Cheese's, Courtyard By Marriot, Cracker Barrel, Crystal's Hamburgers, Drury Inn, Dunkin Donuts, Edible Arrangements, Firehouse Subs, Five Guys Burgers, Golden Corral, Hampton Inn, Hardee's, Hilton Garden Inn, Holiday Inn Express, Home2 Suites, IHOP, KFC, Logan's Roadhouse, Longhorn Steakhouse, McDonald's (x2), Motel 6, O'Charley's, Olive Garden, On The Border, Outback Steakhouse, Popeye's Chicken, Red Lobster, Residence Inn, Sonic, Starbuck's (x2), Steak 'n Shake, Subway (x2), Taco Bell, TGI Friday's and Wendy's.

by LeighRay November 6, 2017

Rural ghetto

A poor area of a small town. Lots of mobile homes, tobacco, and meth. Contrary to inner city ghettos, which are majority African American and have smaller groups of Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Italians, Polish people, Vietnamese people and Laotians and is majority democrat, rural ghettos consist of poor white Anglo Saxon Americans and is mostly republican.

Keisha: I grew up in the Boston ghetto.
Macy: well I grew up in a rural ghetto in Alabama.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

Fully ghetto

Bunch'o cool skaters who created a group originated in Kaunas-Lithuania.

Damn bro I just saw a member of Fully Ghetto skate down the street.

by Manlymen1 March 27, 2021

Ghetto Roller Coaster

Putting people in a laundry basket and riding down a flight of stairs.

"man i don't have enough money today so i'm going to take a ride on the ghetto roller coaster."

by sirswimsalot July 10, 2009