This guy is pretty much every girl's secret dream guy. Green hazel eyes, perfect brown hair, he's the total package. He's incredibly cocky in public, but in private, extremely sweet. However, get on his bad side and he'll totally cripple you with his blunt honesty and cruelty. Cute freckles off the wall, he'll never let go of you when he lets you in.
Girl 1- Oh my gosh, there's Garrett again, he looks amazing today!!
Girls 2-10000000000- Did he ever NOT look amazing?!
Girls 2-10000000000- Did he ever NOT look amazing?!
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Get the Garrad mug.Garrett is the most athletic guy in howland, he is so hot and sexy me and all my friends would pay to fuck him.
by Qwaurdo October 26, 2016
Get the Garrett mug.While receiving rough oral sex from either a male or female partner, the receiver of the blow job will abruptly grab the back of their partner's head, by the hair, and forcefully gag them as they ejaculate on their larynx (vocal chords). Naturally they will run around screaming in pain, but their voice will sound like that of Brad Garrett (Robert Barone from the T.V. Series: Everybody Loves Raymond). You will laugh as the squalor in the room sounding like Brad Garrett.
Dan: Hey how was last night, Phill?
Phill: Dude, I was getting head from Sara and I gagged her when I cummed. Gave that Bitch an "Angry Garrett" and laughed for hours.
Phill: Dude, I was getting head from Sara and I gagged her when I cummed. Gave that Bitch an "Angry Garrett" and laughed for hours.
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Get the Angry Garrett mug.Lover of ants and women, specifically blondes. In his free time he listens to music and lifts weights. He loves to eat healthy and impress everyone with his rockin bod. Garrett is a nerdy total package! All girls have a fetish!
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