roblox girlfriend break up

the exact reason why your uncle is crying in the other room.

hey uncle dick, i need a roblox girlfriend break up d any ideas? "not yet im gonna go to the other room".... hoof glad thats over. "whats wrong uncle dick?"

by wheremysuperkah00t May 21, 2019

National do whatever your girlfriend says day

Every Saturday is do whatever your girlfriend says day.

Guy 1: come over Saturday
Guy 2: Cant its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.

by Batman0909 October 4, 2020

girlfriend

Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD

Mine is the best, look at her and I'll kill you. >.>

by sex toy~ August 20, 2003

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.

Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

internet girlfriend

See also: lonely, loser, geek, nerd or mastrubation.

C'mon guys, I really DO have a girlfriend. (What he doesn't know is that his "girlfriend" is actually a 6ft-one 350lb. inmate with an internet pass in the prison library.)

by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005

girlfriend bomb

When a male you are interested in casually reveals that she has a girlfriend (intentionally or otherwise).

I really liked this guy, but he dropped the girlfriend bomb

by JessLouise May 9, 2008

Recession Girlfriend

Not necessarily the prettiest girl of the bunch, but one who works in a bar or store and can get you free stuff. A girl to have on your side.

"My friends with hot girlfriends live at home with their parents while my Recession Girlfriend serves me free drinks all night long at the bar near my own apartment."

by Fans of Mr. T...fool! July 15, 2009