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Goolies

English (British) street slang that means a man's genitals, more specifically, his testicles or 'balls'.
Man: I'm sorry
Woman: Get away from me!
Man: I didn't mean it (hugs woman)
Woman: Get away from me before I rip your GOOLIES off!!
Man: Ok...Ok...(backs away)
by Mrs. Boombastic February 17, 2015
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The Gender Goblin

An ominous and omnipotent being that cannot be defined by gender. It reeks havoc upon the land as it steals and gifts genders. It is a mischievous creature that will mess with the human beings, giving some of the humans' genders today but a different one for another day, each encounter may differ from each person. Some humans get their genders taken and never returned.

Some may have the luck to not ever encounter the being but some aren't so lucky, being visited day by day and never get a break from it. Others get visited once and never again. It can take the gender and gift it to another while it can also just borrow it and give it back at another date. You cannot summon the creature, it will suddenly appear out of nowhere, whether you like it or not

No one will ever be prepared for The Gender Goblin's visit.
Person 1: Ugh, The Gender Goblin won't stop visiting me, it's giving me so many genders at the same time, it's driving me CRAZY!

Person 2: Fortunately, I've never been visited by it, I like my gender.

Person 3: Shush! It's listening, last time I said that The Gender Goblin took my gender away.
by TheUncharismaticBard November 29, 2021
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goofin'

To waste time in a non-destructive way, can include making voices, singing songs, telling jokes or playing video games.
We had a few hours before the game so we decided goofin' was the best option.

If you dont have plans for tonight, goofin' is always an option.
by The Cash April 30, 2006
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Goblin Metal

Goblin metal is a small subgenre of metal used by a select few of bands, Namely, NEKROGOBLIKON, which is a group who's theme is entirely set around goblins
Man you should try listening to goblin metal
by Damian Maplewood March 17, 2017
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magic nose goblins

Stimpy's friendly snot creatures. Also a band from Reno, NV known for it's "psychoindustrialpunkfunkgrungeadelic" sound.
"You could play with your magic nose goblins."

"Dude, did you see the Magic Nose Goblins last night?"
by Slime Barfer February 11, 2008
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what's a goon to a goblin

a goon aint nothin to a goblin. a goon is garbage.
and we be steady mobbin. OK youre a goon, what's a goon to a goblin
by j-rob mad fresh April 10, 2010
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cuba gooding jr.

A a heroic chef who temporarily became a naval gunner when the japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.
Did you see Cuba Gooding Jr. in that movie Pearl Harbor? HE KICKED ASS. Snowdogs was pretty cool too.
by Andrew-san-ito July 25, 2008
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