the peepee poopoo gambit

its real

the peepee poopoo gambit is real i swear

by Alinzz August 24, 2023

Giving a Gabbi

When an already cum covered Mother is fucking a stranger in front of her mask wearing son and 3 other strangers and then topping her son off at the end.

This is a real scenario that played out on the game 3dxchat.

Giving a Gabbi

This would be much cooler if you were e Giving a Gabbi right now.

by Jmethodz November 5, 2023

The von Clausewitz Gambit

The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').

"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"

"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"

by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024

The Franco-Polo Offensive Gambit

A chess move so incredibly convoluted and confusing, which often is effectively a surrender, which is used to confuse the opponent.

Im going to use The Franco-Polo Offensive Gambit against eryk next time I play him in chess.

by Fragmoid November 24, 2023

king's gambit

a gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king

person 1:you can't take my queen with your king it's protected by the rook
person 2:this is called the king's gambit nerd

by BoomThereWeGo November 30, 2023

Magnus Carlsen gambit

The opening 1. c3 2. Qa4 3. Qh4 4. Kd1 5. f3 6. Qe1. What your opponent does doesn't matter.

*plays Magnus Carlsen gambit*

by Sidnut March 4, 2024

Pulling a Danish Gambit

Pulling a Danish Gambit is a term that broadly means sacrificing something or someone for personal gain; Typically something that is not equal to what was sacrificed.

The "Danish Gambit" in the term references to the chess opening called "Danish Gambit", where white sacrifices two pawns for quicker development of his other chess pieces

- "Michael just broke his foot for 5 dollars because of a bet"
- "Why is he pulling a danish gambit like that?"

by michaeljacksononsteroids April 27, 2024