fuggle bort

A good friend who is so unknowingly stupid that you contstantly feel the need to facepalm

*texting the friend*
friend: hey i saw you eating a cheese sandwich today, are you okay?!"
me: yeah why?
friend: i thought you said you were lack toes and told your aunt
me: you mean lactose intolerant..?
friend: oh yeah
me: oh you fuggle bort you!

by Zero_H0urz October 15, 2023

Fungle Amongle

What you might say when there is a fungus amongus.
This "Fungle" in question may be used when you are in the vicinity of a Fungus, or when the Mushroom people finally begin to hide among us.

"Guys I think there is a Fungle Amongle"

by Mononotomo October 30, 2023

Fungled

The result of consuming psychedelic mushrooms (Psilocybin). Psilocybin is a naturally occurring hallucinogenic which produces a substantially different euphoric feeling requiring a unique name for the post consumption result. Different drugs produce different results: alcohol makes you drunk, acid makes you trip, cannabis makes you stoned, crack cocaine makes you tweek. Mushrooms make you fungled, playing on fungi or fungus.

I drank one of Tammie's shroom shakes and got totally Fungled at the beach. Fungled for hours.

by Squirtle Master June 22, 2024

fugglecunt

A man who knows you are a 10 and that he is a 2 at a push. He pushes his own insecurities onto you, in the hope you will then strive to be with someone like him..a 2.

Been dating a guy…turns out he’s just a fugglecunt.

by Hattiehattie July 8, 2024

fugglenuggets

A word that replaces fuck but used to exaggerate the situation or make it funnier.

Holy fugglenuggets that tree is huge.

by fugschizzle August 9, 2024

Fugglenuts

Fugglenuts

When both of the male testicles have a song and dance before they tear off and start preforming in French opera to avoid any nearby predators

I couldn't believe that i had Fugglenuts after she kicked my balls

by canadianshnitzl April 3, 2024

Fungletoo

The action of one acting in a sarcastically dumbfounded manner. Usually intoxicated.

Person 1: *Stumbles around*
Person 2: That dude is acting insane!
Person 3: What a fungletoo!

by Mateo and Doug and Company November 13, 2024