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freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"
by noahgaudreau69 March 28, 2011
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Freshmen

When you do an activity you're interested for an extensive amount of time, often pulling several all-nighters and focusing on that activity.
Person 1: "Yo, you gunna freshmen tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah when I get home I'm gunna play Guild Wars (video game) all night"

Person 1: "Damn, we have a lot of homework tonight"
Person 2: "Yeah man we gotta freshmen homework"
by bigmoh July 24, 2011
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freshman

freshman – n. Annoying person who doesn’t know their way around, thinks they know everything, or can’t respect the rules of seniority. Often a ninth-grader.
I know you were here last year. You're still a freshman!
by cardenio April 6, 2005
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pocket freshmen

The easiest thing to use since a fork.
by notquitetony August 7, 2004
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freshmaker

she is a good freshmaker.
by swimmy November 9, 2003
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freshman senator

any new senator ex. jeff addler is a freshman senator
by Stanzz September 28, 2006
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Freshman Seventy

The 70 people you add on Facebook before you start college who you've never met but you're friends with just because you'll be graduating at the same time.
John: Hey! You're friends with Suzie Q. too?
Jim: Who? Oh, I just added her when I started Facebook, I don't know her.
John: Oh, the freshman seventy strikes again.
by ringring November 4, 2008
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