floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level

"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"

by Slaftr September 18, 2018

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Floppy Fish

a dance that you do on the floor where it looks like you're having a seizure. It's basically the worm on your side, but without jumping up and down.

Man 1: Hey do you know how to do the Floppy Fish?
Man 2: No, can you show me?
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: It looks like you're having a seizure

by urmumizgae December 6, 2018

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Floppy Dragon

Where you get a used condom and then soak it in petrol before setting it alight and throwing it at elderly people.

That old hag deserves a Floppy Dragon

by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan June 6, 2019

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Floppy copter

When your flacid junk has a circular motion by way of hip thrust. Can also be applied to sloppy tits

While hitting Gertrude from the side her 44 longs took off like a floppy copter

by Small dong steve June 8, 2019

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When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.

Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!

by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019

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