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Montecristo Finish

The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.
I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.
by Yo Momma Don't Care November 28, 2021
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Let me finish my fate

When someone has to finish something before they do something else
Wife:"Babe we're getting a divorce" Husband: "Let me finish my fate"
by StarkDanger February 17, 2025
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Flint Finisher

To dump a load in a chick and using tap water from Flint MI as plan B
I came inside my tinder date last night, and had to give her a flint finisher because I was out of money
by fragilebastarad November 26, 2019
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Finish Spot

I love jerking off in a room with a sleeping female friend. I always have a finish spot.
by krongar August 29, 2015
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The roman candle finish

When a person sticks a roman candle in their ass and uppon climax they light it and cum
Regina said she seen it all so Johnny gave her The Roman candle finish on the 4th of July
by Blkash July 24, 2017
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Zamboni Finish

When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.
I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!
by Yo Momma Don't Care November 13, 2022
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Flem Finish

When a man ejaculates into his partners meat wallet with out letting them know. Afterward the man plays it off as if he never fully came, while his partner is still unaware that a giant load resides in her
Hey man, I was really tired and wanted to go to bed last night so i Flem Finished my girlfriend then rolled over
by tbone03081989 May 19, 2016
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