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Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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Musty Finish

Derived from the skill of hitting a musty flick (from Rocket League), Someone involved in sexual intercourse gets very close to finishing, and right as they are about to blow a load, they hit a backflip, stick it back in, and bust inside. Basically Backflipping and busting.
I just hit a crazy Musty Finish!
She asked for the Musty Finish

I want him to Musty finish inside of me.
by Senior Hesi February 5, 2025
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Kurtis-finish

To quickly skim over or quickly get through a book by focusing on only getting the main idea of the book without necessarily going through the entire text.
I was running out of time to finish our book for the upcoming book club meeting so I had to kurtis-finish it.
by The Distroller February 29, 2024
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Aeroponic Finished

The process of taking a rooted plant, either grown from seed in a root cube or as a clone, and placing it into an aeroponic chamber for a designated period (ranging from 1 week to 2 months). During this time, the plant is nurtured with a tailored mix of nutrients and additives, such as humic acids and beneficial microbes, to enhance growth and development. After this phase, the plant is transitioned into a soil-filled container for continued cultivation.
"Aeroponic Finished refers to the process of placing a rooted plant in an aeroponic chamber with specific nutrients and additives for 1 week to 2 months before transferring it into soil for further growth."
by Aeusllc December 5, 2024
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Finnish Finish

When you cum you spill your load into a snow cone and slam it in your girls mouth with your Johnson like a Finnish KP-m/44 submachine gun bolt.
“Hey did you hang out with Jessica last night?”
“Yeah, we boned and I gave her the ol’ Finnish Finish.”
by TheAnimalMother912 November 20, 2020
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Finished

When your life has gone below rock bottom and only God can save you now💀
Brume is finished
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