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Wizard Finish

when you only have a 2 minute window and you go for it and you're so locked in you do it exactly at the 2 minute mark.
I didn't have much time so I had to wizard finish before I left her apartment.
by Mememememememmemeemme em January 12, 2017
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Three-Shart Finish

When someone on X is so triggered, they block someone, delete posts, and change their name after an exchange they've lost.
"Ooh! Look at that fuckwit. He's only gone and done a Three-Shart Finish"
by Harry Brown and Earl August 4, 2025
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Zamboni Finish

When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.
I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!
by Yo Momma Don't Care November 13, 2022
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Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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The roman candle finish

When a person sticks a roman candle in their ass and uppon climax they light it and cum
Regina said she seen it all so Johnny gave her The Roman candle finish on the 4th of July
by Blkash July 24, 2017
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Finished FC

another name for VARchester Penalted
"Goodness me! I can't believe VARchester Penalted are losing to Oil FC>"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"
by Pexishit FC April 19, 2022
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Finnish Finish

When you cum you spill your load into a snow cone and slam it in your girls mouth with your Johnson like a Finnish KP-m/44 submachine gun bolt.
“Hey did you hang out with Jessica last night?”
“Yeah, we boned and I gave her the ol’ Finnish Finish.”
by TheAnimalMother912 November 20, 2020
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