Step 1. Fantonk is eating someone out so hard that there asshole is 10x more expanded.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Josh. Yo Brogmus guess who i Fantonked yesterday?
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis April 7, 2024
Get the Fantonk mug.Step 1. Fantonk is eating someone out so hard that there asshole is 10x more expanded.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Josh. Yo Brogmus guess who i Fantonked yesterday?
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis April 7, 2024
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a fent rock (v.) is an involuntary reaction when a fentanyl user is standing but slowly begins to fold and go in circles or back-and-forth motion, also very slowly. This is usually due to the drug peaking or when the user has consumed too much, but not enough to overdose.
"do you see that person over there doing the fent rock?"
"you ever get so blazed (off weed) you start fent rocking?"
"have you seen the raccoon in Baltimore doing the fent rock?"
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Person 2: "I think he's just hitting the fent fold."
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Get the fent fold mug."Fentalax" is a playful combination of "fentanyl" and "Ex-Lax." Fentanyl is a powerful synthetic opioid pain medication, while Ex-Lax is a brand of laxative. However, it's essential to note that combining these substances would be extremely dangerous and potentially life-threatening, as they serve entirely different purposes and have vastly different effects on the body. Mixing opioids like fentanyl with laxatives can lead to severe health complications, including overdose and gastrointestinal issues. Therefore, "fentalax" should not be used or considered in any context other than as a humorous wordplay.
After a rough night, John joked that his stomach felt like it needed a dose of ‘fentalax’—a blend of fentanyl and Ex-Lax—to handle the pain and get things moving.”
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