felix

the king of catboys

man: hey you look pretty cute
felix: thanks, my name is felix

by felixhimself March 2, 2021

Felix

The hottest coolest guy you’ll ever meet, you might try to talk shit about him because you don’t have what he does but everyone knows he’s fucked more chicks than you, The world is his oyster and he’s literally on top of it he’s the sunshine that hits you when you wake up in the morning he’s the Breeze that swoops over you through the night sky he’s the very one thing that takes your breath away in this world and he’s an amazing lead singer

Wow look at Felix he looks like David Lee Roth from Van Halen what a ladies man

by Hot as a oven March 7, 2021

Felixism

What you'd call your unhealthy loyalty to Lee Felix, from stray kids.

Person 1: what are you doing?
Person 2: indulging in felixism, hbu?

by Jungkooks eyelash March 13, 2021

Felix Hahn

Felix Hahn is a very special type of guy. He likes to play fortnite on his freetime. He aolso likes to watch tiktok. Last of all: he has a very small peepee

Oh.... Felix Hahn: you are so cracked at fortnite my guy!

by lolman1234567890 March 22, 2021

Felix

A tan dude kind, caring and a lad he hates Louis and has many friends. many say he has a big penis and we all know he does. hes good at call of duty and has been playing it since he was 3 . his brothers are dicks and hate them. He shouts the boys with food and never cares.

over all hes good at minecraft and call of duty, has lots of friends and everyone likes him.
every girl wants to date him but never say

*whispers* Felix is sooo hot eh
yeh he is

by C0ckm4st3r6942069 March 25, 2021

Felix

Cool guy with a huge penis, people often compare with Burj Khalifa sizewise. He's standing at an amazing 6'9, and may look tiny in comparison to his ginormous penis. But size ist everything. He can stand and piss around 30m, without forcing out the piss, that's just his normal piss range. Felix is overall the best person in the world, and will be the benefactor of communicating with aliens in the future.

OMG is that Felix?
I heard he once extinguished a housefire by pissing with that ginormous penis of his :O

by Poopthehelpshrekbane April 9, 2021

A Saucy Felix

When someone has a maple syrup enema that is so large that they become full to the brim. They then wait for the opportune moment to sneeze on an unsuspecting victims stack of pancakes.

These pancakes are drier than a nuns chuff mate! Where's a Saucy Felix when you need one?

by ageagainsthemachine April 9, 2021