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Aaron did you fire up the ol 'puter yesterday? Yes Jesse I started out with nothing but had to go to 'ol faithful and huskied it right up.
by JESSA! March 8, 2010
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Love her forever and the repayments will definatly be worth while!
She is the funniest person and will always keep you on your toes with what mischief she will get up to and what trouble she will magically convince you of doing. There is never a dull moment with a Melody Faith around!
The best memories that could ever be made have all been with a Melody Faith and the best stories have been with a Melody Faith.
She knows how to move her body and get everyone turning heads saying "wow who is that girl"..OBVIOUSLY a Melody Faith!
She Has an addictive personality and you can never have enough time spent with her..you want more and more and more!!!
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"i want to dance like THAT!" pointing at a Melody Faith
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When Life is really unfair and all you want to do is morph into a Melody Faith
I could Really go for a good time..better go get yo-self a Melody Faith
by Melody's Number 1 fan! September 22, 2011
Get the Melody Faith mug.1) A person who is so religious that he/she has been brainwashed into thinking that he/she is straight.
2) A Mormon boy
2) A Mormon boy
"I am so pissed off at all the Faith Fags at this school. If there was no religion, it would be so much easier for me to find a date."
by Cynicallacinyc May 26, 2009
Get the Faith Fag mug.when a guy runs into a bathroom about to piss himself, but its pitch black inside so he pulls it out and takes a piss hoping that he is landing in the urinal and/or toilet minimally the sink over the floor.
special note: every time a blind man takes a pee he is taking a leak of faith
special note: every time a blind man takes a pee he is taking a leak of faith
Chris ran into the bathroom and shut the door, reached for the light switch but it was out after feeling his way around the room he assumed he was standing in front of the toilet, and pissed only to find that he was pissing in some other guys lap, he took a leak of faith and fate was not kind to either gentlemen!
by justanotherbluepill December 3, 2010
Get the leak of faith mug.abstinent form of sex; aka "dry-humping"; in which two Christian individuals masturbate each other through clothing and/or other barriers. Allows orgasm(s) while keeping chastity and virginity intact. Usually done with one's "faith partner in Christ."
Kelsey regained interest in her church's youth group after she discovered that her fellow Christian youth enjoyed group faith fucking.
by k.roo September 26, 2006
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The people who work there have koolaid faith that the executives can successfully take over the world. Even if the rest of the world hates the company.
by talkingcrow October 14, 2005
Get the koolaid faith mug.Faith is a sensitive and loving girl on the inside and bold and "threatening" on the outside. Faith doesn't like the way she looks at all but is told she is either cute or beautiful. Faith is 13 years old and has sparkling brown eyes or she is told that by her mother. Faith still has feelings for Zion and is planning on losing her virginity at 16 years old. She is extremely weird and caring. People may think that she is weird but once you get to know her she's a pretty chill person. Faith get's extremely friendly around people she likes is friends with dated and still has feelings for and has thick brown hair. Faith is a huge BTS fan and loves Jungkook. If you ever mess with Faith's friends or family you'll be sorry. Faith hates math and loves science much more. Faith's best friend is Emma and she doesn't know what she would do without her. Faith is the chillest realest person around.
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