Fagonics

Fagonics is the general study of fags, faggotry and all things fagalicious or fagacious.

I majored in fagonics.

by Kakisho January 17, 2012

Facenuke

The ultimate form of facepalm; to facepalm beyond all reasoning. So far beyond reasoning that you defy all forms logic and physical understanding. God cringes at the sight of your facepalming pwnage. To facenuke is to admit your shame for there is no greater art of recognizing failure than facenuking.

I just had to facenuke after realizing that the same shirt I bought online, I could have gotten for cheaper at my local store.

by Lancelot.Zero August 18, 2014

Falcon Punch

The act of clenching your fist in after dousing it in alcohol and lighting it on fire, afterward you wind up and yell "FALCON PUNCH" as the fist is inserted into the woman's vagina at punching speed.

Chad: How'd your date with Alice go yesterday?
Thad: Well she wanted to try something new last night so I tried to Falcon Punch her, now she won't stop glaring at me.

by KnutKnight May 9, 2020

downward facing slumdog millionaire

v.- when a man hides himself in a portable outhouse in the toilet part and views women defecating in said toilet. the maneuver is achieved by placing one's self in a yoga position to fit inside the toilet.

yo, that dude did a downward facing slumdog millionaire in the portapotties in the baseball field .

by wenda fwetcher July 7, 2011

Butt facing

When you butt dial someone on Face Time

Did you Face Time me yesterday?

Nah, just butt facing.

by tranquilo April 23, 2013

fly like falcon

When everyone thinks you had a grand adventure but really you did nothing except hide in a box in the attic.

"My trip to Paris was amazing!"

"Whatever. You can fly like falcon all you want. I know you were really in Boise!"

by zandar demko October 15, 2009

Falcon Punch

captain falcon of f-zero's special move. it is a flaming punch that calls forth the power of the falcon to blast your enemy into oblivion. simple to perform. also works as a cheap abortion.steps are as follows:
1.) assume dramatic punching pose
2.) yell "FALCOOOOONN!
3.)punch and yell "PAAAWWWWNNNCCHHH!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
or
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that is the true Falcon Punch

by the great el-fabuloso October 21, 2008