real dreams

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.
My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!
by GlazeHer November 04, 2016
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My real

My brother, my homie, tight friend you grew up with and kept it 100
My real when u have beef wit a nigga I got your back, let's body this niggas yo!
by India Terrell March 06, 2008
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thot realness

A classy girl who dresses up like a THOT from time to time to show her sexiness but isn't really a THOT.
"Beyonce was serving THOT realness in her latest booty poppin video!"
by thotastic August 21, 2015
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Real Bike

A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.
Hey kid, why don't you get rid of that crotch-rocket and get yourself yourself a real bike?
by TheKawasakiKid February 04, 2020
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this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.
mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.
by thisisnotreallife1993 November 11, 2010
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pavo real

pavo real, peacock, pheasant, turkey
Pavo Real: Peacocks are large, colorful pheasants (typically blue and green) known for their iridescent tails. These tail feathers, or coverts, spread out in a distinctive train that is more than 60 percent of the bird’s total body length and boast colorful "eye" markings of blue, gold, red, and other hues.
by robert545 May 15, 2011
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hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
The hook and real gave me my war.
by Jb habes March 11, 2017
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