Fellationist

One who practices Fellatio, or male-received oral sex. Typically used to describe a female with notable skill in this field. (pronounced: fell-a-shun-ist)

Yes Ms. Jolie, I agree. Your lips appear to make you an excellent fellationist.

No thanks Mr. Glitter, i'm not much of a fellationist.

She's a stone fox, but quite a terrible fellationist.

My father is a pianist, my mother is a fellationist.

by Bradley Shepard December 16, 2005

Fellatio Fag Fairy queen

One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner, thus explaining the mysteries of morning wood & wet dreams.

Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy queen, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick (Diogo) & the Masturbation Monster (Chip) was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.

by Tronathon August 16, 2006

self-fellating

The term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. To give yourself a verbal blowjob. From the word fellatio, meaning "oral stimulation of the penis", and the word self, meaning "one's identity."

Opposite of self-defecating.

People who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating.

"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."

by A-lista March 28, 2010

fellatio

A great symbol of love between a man and a woman or man and man. The woman first gets on her knees and places her partner's penis in her mouth (drops down on him). She begins to maneuver her mouth around the penis. Ejaculation is quite possible.

Honey, would you like a fellatio?

by Vince Tersigni December 28, 2005

fellationship

A relationship in which fellatio is the ONLY sexual contact.

Harry goes to the club, where he happens to meet Sally. After a dance, Sally offers Harry fellatio in his car, which he accepts. Harry doesn't see Sally again, but he thinks they had a good fellationship.

Robert thinks Tricia is pretty darn skanky, but she's got some sexy lips and a stud on her tongue. He knows the only way to keep clean is for a fellationship.

by Donnie Shradar July 30, 2008

fellatio

Oral sex with a male (blowjob, head)

The girlfriend gave her boyfriend fellatio.

by Silent Jay March 18, 2003

Nirvana Fallacy

The Nirvana Fallacy is the name for an instance when a person does not do something because they fear that it will not turn out like they envision it in their minds.
Sometimes this prevents people from doing anything.
This stems from the philosophy that anything short of perfect is just as good as nothing at all.

John wants to lose weight, and decides to walk 2 blocks to the subway station near his job instead of taking the bus home.
He tells his friend, Mike...

John: I'm going to walk 2 blocks to the subway instead of taking the bus home.
Mike: HAH! Like that'll do anything! You're a freaking whale!
John: *sigh*...I guess you're right.

He then proceeds to take the bus home. That is the Nirvana Fallacy in action.

by plays_well_with_others July 14, 2009