If you dont flush the toilet after you've pooped, the turd fairy will visit you while you sleep and leave something soft and squishy under your pillow.
by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019
Get the Turd Fairymug. A Large Ginger sweat monster with her front teeth missing.Usually of little importance in the office but has pulled the conclusion out of her arse that she is in charge of the company.
by Dream God May 12, 2009
Get the Tusk Fairymug. You: Where did all of my picks go? I had like 100 of them yesterday!
Me: It's the pick fairy man, always stealing your shit
Me: It's the pick fairy man, always stealing your shit
by EnsiGeetard June 1, 2010
Get the pick fairymug. by Dick2473935427883 May 12, 2022
Get the toothbrush fairymug. A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.
Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!
by YourBoobJob March 11, 2011
Get the Asshole Fairiesmug. by Populace August 30, 2005
Get the rose fairymug. 