filthy eskimo kiss

when your are doing a girl in the butt and she needs to take a dump and the tip of your dick hits her poop

i heard that guy kevin received a dirty eskimo kiss from this mexican chick that ate too many beans. wow, that must have been a very filthy eskimo kiss

by vincent calabrese April 19, 2013

french eskimo sister

When two eskimo sisters elivate their siserhood with an aerial position of both women riding the same man on his face and cock respectively and the joining of hands.

"That time Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy slept together with JFK, they totally became French Eskimo sisters. They even high - fived."

by AylaDilara April 28, 2014

eskimo kiss

Two people in Alaska kissing each other on the nose. They do this because, they do not want to get sick of the Eskimo disease. It is where you get super cold and you must wear a furry jacket at all times.

Lets Eskimo Kiss because I don't want to get the Eskimo Disease.

by The Eskimo Kat November 27, 2013

eskimo

During sex or preferrably masturbation, right before climax, you take a freshly discarded ice cold nitrous cartridge and shove it up your ass.

Shannon chapped his ass hardcore when he gave himself an eskimo at the party.

by oktober January 31, 2005

Eskimo

An elderly man whos health has been effected from past activies in his life. Usually from being a party animal and taking it too far for too long of a time. An eskimo is a man who has abused drugs and lost his mind, contracted a vast variety of STD's from unprotected sex with too many partners, has diseased skin from the harmful effects of artificial tanning, no money from too much gambling, a nasty cough that sounds like a dog barking from lungs full of tar from too much smoking, and no money from gambling too much.

"you see that guy wearing the winter hat puffy coat and talking to himself?"

"ya why"

"whys he dressed like an eskimo its 100 degrees and the middle of july?!?!?"

"he must have partied too hard when he was younger"

by politician October 13, 2012

Eskimo Triplets

When three guys, typically friends, knowingly have sexual relations with the same female at separate times.

Dude you had sex with Jen too??, so did Bob and Bill, you guys are Eskimo Triplets!!

by MotorboatnMoose August 28, 2010

eskimo surprise

After having sexual intercourse with any random slut in the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.

In winter:

Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.

by barf September 11, 2008