gaping lotus experience

A bizarre sex move wherein one of the partners stretches the other’s asshole, whilst the other receives insects into their anal cavity.

Damn I, gave that bitch the gaping lotus experience last night.

by AssFucker69420 August 4, 2018

Trader Joe's Experience

When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"

Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter

by Trader Bro's Joe August 2, 2019

Near death experience

A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.

You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god!

by KirbyVibe_Check November 5, 2020

Out of Pocket Experience

When one goes to the grocery store or shopping mall to buy one specific item and end up subconsciously buying many other items.

Jim - Dude I went to the mall today to buy a jacket, and ended up buying a pair of sneakers, two jeans and an iPod!

Scott - Dude you so had an Out of Pocket Experience!

by Brecker August 28, 2011

Sexperimentation

To experiment sexily; to be sexy and experimental at the same time, or to hold a sex experiment

Alternately, a deliciously Freudian slip.

see sexperiment

Joe: What're you into hottie?

Milford: Sexperimentation. I'm up for anything

by leksy January 27, 2009

near soiled experience

A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.

I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.

by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014

experimental

Another way of saying it sucks.

Artist: Note how I captured the angst of the human condition by using a mixed medium of canvas, oil, bricks, WD40 and armpit cheese.

Guy: Looks quite ...experimental.

Artist: Well fuck you too!!

by rooprect May 20, 2010