not even gay 

a saying used after seeing something that is obviously gay

A: Hey did you see Jeff wipe the mayonnaise from Bills face?
B: Yeah, thats not even gay

not even gay by alonso cordova December 10, 2007

dont even 

a phrase which might be stated when someone hints or suggests something that another person finds either incorrect or doesnt want revealed.

male: you know you want to give it to me
female: dont even

dont even by Just Me December 4, 2003

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING! 

Robert Pattinson infamously said this quote while being followed by a fangirl with an umbrella. It was mentioned in set report on a major fansite, but then taken down, because of the vulgarity. Many Twilight fans who are *~true~* fans will randomly quote this, while people who have jumped on the bandwagon or claim to be fans but only have seen the movie will look on in confusion.

Real TwiHard 1: Hey, guess what? IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
Real TwiHard 2: OMG! Ha!
Fake Fan: What? I was too busy idolizing Edward because he's perfect. He's not flawed at all and I want to marry him and I can't wait until New Moon to find out what happens next!
TwiHard 1 & 2: ... >.<

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING! by Fan Since 2007 June 30, 2009

ion even

Ebonics for the English phrase "I don't even...". Often used by people who do not understand the basic conventions of the English language such as periods, capitals, spelling, and words.

"ion even no but naah will me and ryan-john r cool.."
"ion even no whi wee tlk wif gruntz an nat nglish"

ion even by I'm chait October 17, 2011

we haven't even started yet! 

When you do something and it is so shocking and huge to people, but this is only a small part of it and there is a lot more to come!

Donald Trump: 'we haven't even started yet! on the libtard potato bag bitch, Hillary Clinton.

we haven't even started yet! by Haji Shirzad February 6, 2017

when i will make a definition of good charlotte without it getting deleted before it even comes on 

It better be within a week.

The losers who keep destroying my definitions better stop now.

when i will make a definition of good charlotte without it getting deleted before it even comes on by dref said right June 7, 2004

You don't even know 

when someone is making fun of you about something that may not be true while others are laughing at you, you start crying and suddenly yell, SHUT UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!" and run away.

mean guy: ha ha! you're a baby, you're an idiot!

other guy: leave me alone, i did nothing to you.

mean guy: stupid retard!!

other guy: *starts toy cry* leave me alone!

mean guy: you probably still wet the bed!

other guy: SHUT UP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!
*runs out of the room crying*

You don't even know by poor dude.... June 12, 2005