a guy named ethan is a special kind of crazy when you meet an ethan you think for a second, wtf is he wearing tin foil and singing pumped up kicks. the answer is he just is. ethans are also very good with guns and usually from somewhere in the south where fucking you cousin is normal so give him a break. though you will; be embarrassed to know him at least you will always have fun around him
wow man that dude in the tinfoil hat with the ak47 and pedo smile looks like such an ethan ima get out of here before he offers me some candy.
dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that
dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that
by Funfunperson September 2, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. A feral creature that dwells within its room playing his computer mostly a wild cringy creature it feeds on whatever it finds. Literally anything. Their jokes are as retarded as they are.
by Dull future March 17, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Come on man don't be an Ethan
by Reece wood July 8, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. Most funniest, lovable stupid, thing in the world. Makes you smile anytime of the day. He reminds you of spaghetti and men.
This atmosphere is so Ethan
by BHlilmama January 19, 2016
Get the Ethanmug. by the real pseudonym for ever April 6, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. ethan is a person who will make you feel special. he will talk to you in the sweetest way and give you butterflies. giving him a hug, holding his hand, or even talking to him will make you fall in deep. but don’t be fooled, he’ll rip your heart out and stomp on it. he’ll cheat on you with your best friend and wont even feel bad.
by savtall July 11, 2019
Get the ethanmug. Ethan is a person, that looks stoned all the time and likes to think he's hard and he likes to think he can batter Tyler.
Ethan is a cunt.
by Myhandleisbetterthanyours July 25, 2018
Get the Ethanmug.