Poo Envy

This happens when your friend tells you he is in desperate need of a turn out and all of a sudden you get who envy and your bum piece starts fluctuating, you immediately think 'where is the nearest toilet?'
Also known as
Bum Yawn Syndrome

Barry "okay leave me alone now I am in desperate need of a poo"
Richard "oh god I've got poo envy now"

by UncleRico1979 September 20, 2014

app-envy

Displaying obvious envy towards a person who has discovered better apps for their iphone.

Most commonly experienced by iphags

While showing off his iphone apps, O’Bryan displayed a heartbreaking look off app-envy when Mark toped him by revealing the bubble-level app.

by dsmooth32 October 10, 2008

Poop Envy

When a person is constipated and suddenly becomes aware of the surrounding people's ability to go to the toilet whilst they suffer an uncomfortable and painful fate.

I can't go to the toilet and you can .. Man, I have poop envy!

by Shoppa June 2, 2009

peanuts envy

Being jealous of someone because they have more or bigger nuts than you.

Because John did not have any nuts, he had peanuts envy of everyone that did.

by kswarthog August 25, 2008

vagina envy

When a man hears about one of his friends sleeping with a woman he is interested in and becomes extremely jealous of the sex his friend enjoyed.

Shawn: Did you hear Steve scored with Isis!?!
Rich: So what who cares!
Shawn: What's your problem?
Alain: He's pink with vagina envy...
Shawn: Ahhh...

by ValmontSJU December 7, 2007

gender envy

RanbooLive

dude? what’s gender envy?

you know ranboo?

yeah?

him.

by dnfisreal/j August 25, 2021

Penis Envy

To be jealous of another man's Penis.

Bro 1: Dude, what's up with Nate?
Bro 2: He saw Luke's penis and now he's feeling jealous out of inferiority.
Bro 1: Ah, total penis envy

by Botaku October 1, 2018