ass envy

The only explanation as to why skinny male fashion desiginers make clothes for women that add volume to the hip and buttock region.

Did you see that metallic brocade Marie Antoinette mini that Austin Scarlett made for the Godspell challenge?

Yea!, That skinny white dude has a serious scase of ass envy.

by snowphie66 February 17, 2012

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Poop Envy

When a person is constipated and suddenly becomes aware of the surrounding people's ability to go to the toilet whilst they suffer an uncomfortable and painful fate.

I can't go to the toilet and you can .. Man, I have poop envy!

by Shoppa June 02, 2009

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app-envy

Displaying obvious envy towards a person who has discovered better apps for their iphone.

Most commonly experienced by iphags

While showing off his iphone apps, O’Bryan displayed a heartbreaking look off app-envy when Mark toped him by revealing the bubble-level app.

by dsmooth32 August 14, 2008

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peanuts envy

Being jealous of someone because they have more or bigger nuts than you.

Because John did not have any nuts, he had peanuts envy of everyone that did.

by kswarthog July 29, 2008

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vagina envy

When a man hears about one of his friends sleeping with a woman he is interested in and becomes extremely jealous of the sex his friend enjoyed.

Shawn: Did you hear Steve scored with Isis!?!
Rich: So what who cares!
Shawn: What's your problem?
Alain: He's pink with vagina envy...
Shawn: Ahhh...

by ValmontSJU November 12, 2007

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