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anne frank of erections

Jon Lajoie in 'I Kill People' - "I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.. no that's inappropriate."
by derebeker June 11, 2009
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erection paddle

When the man spanks the woman's ass with his penis.
Somedude:"I erection paddled my girlfriend last night!"
Someotherdude:"No way man, thats awesome!"
by Crazasta October 11, 2007
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academic erection

The feeling one receives after completing a major school project or assignment.
Dude, I'm totally sporting an academic erection right now. Five thousand words have never felt so good.
by pethcir April 1, 2010
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Erection Killer

Any situation that immediately kills ones desire to have sex.
Bob: "Hey Tim have you met John's sister yet?"
Tim; "No."
Bob; "She looks like John with tits"
Tim; "Ugh!"
Bob; " Yep she's a real erection killer."

The names in this story were changed to protect the guilty. It's based on an real conversation that happened many years ago.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 8, 2012
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erection

When blood flows from one head to the other.
I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my penis because she thought it was my phone.
by skywalker89 June 5, 2009
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Erection Day

A special holiday in which males compete in a competition to see who has the best erection. Simple by balancing a ball on their penis, urinating, and masturbating. Clothes are not permitted on this holiday.
Jamie hosted an annual Erection Day contest to see which penis has the best erection! All because of her bare midriff
by VBruno November 12, 2013
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electronic lovers

A term used for two people who spend the majority of their time communicating via electronics instead of in person such as text messaging, facebook messaging, myspace messaging, or IM'ing.
Friend: "It sure seems like Owen and Carolina never see eachother anymore. They've become electronic lovers!"
by ckropp May 14, 2007
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