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emong

A backward gnome.

Basically, a little special, or mentally challenged person.
(In the changing rooms of a clothing store. Betty is kindly waiting outside to give her opinion on the outfits cal is trying on.)

Carol-Ann: What top am I trying on first??

Betty: I dunno, the curtains shut, I can't see can I...

Carol-Ann: I'm not asking you to guess...I'm asking which one I should try on first. You emong.
by MrsTattyHead December 2, 2009
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Edmund

Edmund is a cool guy, he usually has dark skin and is also short for his age. He tends to like blonde girls and he sometimes dreams about her. An Edmund is also a great friend but tells horrible jokes but his great personality makes up for it, in the end, Edmunds are pretty cool people
Edmund is a cool guy, he usually has dark skin and is also short for his age. He tends to like blonde girls and he sometimes dreams about her. An Edmund is also a great friend but tells horrible jokes but his great personality makes up for it, in the end, Edmunds are pretty cool people
by minecraftpro9 April 22, 2019
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Emoney

One who calls himself Emoney is known as a huge facebook creep that has interests in girls younger than he. They enjoy sports without moment such as baseball, and tend to be cocky when he cannot even make a friend. They do not get out often. Plural form is Emonei (Gosh darn, hopefully you never run into more than one!)
Emoney creeped my pictures and did dirty things to them at 3 AM in the morning.
by Janet Johnson June 20, 2008
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Edmonton

Edmonton:
The City of Champions - We've won 5 Stanley's and 13 Grey Cups (in the past...) Yes, this slogan is outdated. We all get it, BUT have too much pride in our sports teams to take this label away from our city.
We have West Edmonton Mall - the largest mall - and although it could use some sprucing up, it has been under some construction and is finally starting to get some decent shops.
During the winter there is prettymuch NOTHING to do in this city. It's FREEZING and the nightlife sucks BUT the people are genuinely warm and you can usually find a pub with cheap beer and wings, or an ODR open somewhere.
During the summer is when you can appreciate the city and it is no longer 'Deadmonton' or 'Ed'monotone'. While the summer is short, is is jam packed full of festivals such as the Fringe, Taste of Edmonton, Capital Ex (K-Days), Folk Fest (one of the best folk music festivals in N.America), Heritage Days, etc... You can always find something to do - even walking in the beautiful river valley, etc...
I have read all the posts on here dissing Edmonton, dissing Calgary, etc.. While I was raised in Edmonton and have always learned we're superior to Calgary, I feel no need to bash other cities - it doesn't make Edmonton any better. Edmonton ISN'T the greatest city in the world... but it is a damn good place to grow up. If you're concerned about the violence and gangs... then don't be... unless you roll with that sort of crowd, then you will be safe.
You're from Edmonton?!? Where's that?

In Alberta, Canada. There's not much to do there, and I won't live there again, but it is definitely a nice place to be FROM :)
by EblouissantDevoshka October 8, 2011
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EMonet

a man who has been known to paint lyrical masterpieces
Damn, is that Emonet paintin them lyrical masterpieces again? his rhymes are dank!
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emonerd

An avid nerd who is just a bit keen. Will often send around very stupid jokes, a lot of global messages on IRC and MSN. If you get some age-old jokes in an email that is obviously passed around to all 30 contacts the idiot has, reply with EMONERD
<emonerd> «Âm§g»¤ Omg!? Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. ¤&#8482;
by Toby Lane March 3, 2008
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Eamonn

A person who has a one inch chode he is a gay man that likes to eat cheese for breakfast he also wears socks in bed and has porridge as a midnight snack his mum claps when the plane lands hit him with the no u.
Look at that persons mum clapping : yeah he is a Eamonn what a gat
by Beefmonstermunchpacket November 7, 2018
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