Pig's ear

Pig's ear, slang for beer.

Jon, while your up mate get us a 'Pig's ear'.

by SteveV December 12, 2007

spock ear

When someone has (a) pointed ear(s), like spock.

If you look at James from his right, you'll see his spock ear.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

bum ear

An ear that Alex Tilley has, it's the kind if ear with a bum at the bottom of the ear lobe, like a bum chin but just on the ear

Alex Tilleys bum ear chin

by King bs November 11, 2013

ear-tart

The act of taking a shit with in your lovers ear hole the proceeding to slice off there ear and eat it like a raspberry tart.
Vincent Van Gogh got an ear tart

Vincent Van Gogh got an ear-tart

by Wise old black man April 2, 2015

crusty ear

Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out

He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear

by A Southall May 23, 2018

flap ear

Large, protruding ear; from the Dutch 'flaporen' or flap ears, also known as 'zeiloren' which literally means 'sail ears'

flap ears to sail with

by Tzeni July 17, 2006

AirPod ear

A form of cauliflower ear, but instead it’s caused by sleeping on your side with AirPods in, which exerts pressure on the external auditory meatus and can cause painful swelling. Can also be caused by simply wearing AirPods in for ungodly amounts of time. Despite the pain, most victims still keep on wearing their AirPods. All attempts by others to get the victims to reduce their AirPod use usually prove futile.

Clementine: Jezis Chroist m8, wots tha nahsty swellin in ya eh-oh

Danny Drinkwater: oh it’s nuffin reallay, just a bit of AirPod ear

by Shattered heavens June 11, 2020