Sensible Erection

How the Japanese choose their leaders.

Last Tuesday they had a Sensible Erection in Tokyo.

by rainbow smasher September 4, 2003

Solar erection

Another excuse for a nerd not to go outside.

Friend: Want to come outside and star at things?
Nerd: Nope, I get solar erections

by Ze Fox August 26, 2009

Res-Erection

To prematurely ejectulate, but recover quickly with another erection to leave your partner satisfied.

She said "Oh, honey, its okay. It happens to every guy", but then I had a Res-Erection!

by B77 September 18, 2012

affection erection hours

when nicole and erin go from “FUCKING CHOKE ME” to “lemme kiss his neck and play with his hair” in .2 seconds

oh god it’s affection erection hours

by shnackn March 6, 2019

Premature Ejection

The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.

"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a premature ejection"

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Errection

According to the atmospheric temperature and humid condition
It has led your penis into a state of over highly active stimulation
causing more blood cells to pump towards your penis causing expansion
and decompression of the particle blood cells leading to an overload
of hormonic testosterones causing one really stiff penis at 180
degrees northerly.

The young boy had an errection when he had awoken.

by El Banderas November 16, 2005

Erection

When a male or female is sexually aroused, they get an erection. For the male, the penis arches up and becomes stiff. For the female, her clitoris, inside her vagina, becomes stiffer.

He had an erection right before intercourse

by InfoNATION June 10, 2007