Don't Shit With Me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative

A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me

by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009

Don't blame a clown

Don't blame a clown for acting clownish, if you keep going to the circus!

Don't blame a clown for being a clown.

by I, Wreckerrr April 28, 2021

Blacks don't crack

The skin of African Americans does not wrinkle and show age as much as individuals from other ethnic bathgrounds.

"Damn, Denzel is in his 50s! He doesn't look that old."
"Yeah, that's because blacks don't crack."

by TworkFan February 2, 2006

don't take shit

When you don't let other people bring you down.

Frankie's cool, she don't take shit from no one!

by bebefrank April 20, 2008

Don't fuck with me

A request to not be bothered. Usually a more angered one and threathening one.

Don't fuck with me asshole.

by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004

If it's not worth it, don't do it.

A common phrase used by the popular YouTuber and psychiatrist Zak Ahmed AKA Skeppy. It's also great life advice, professional psychiatrists say.

-I will do something.

-Well if it's not worth it, don't do it.

by SkeppyFan14 May 24, 2020

I don't even..

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.

...What the fuck... I don't even...

by sir3n April 3, 2011