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Don't Shit With Me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative
A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009
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Don't blame a clown

Don't blame a clown for acting clownish, if you keep going to the circus!
Don't blame a clown for being a clown.
by I, Wreckerrr April 28, 2021
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Blacks don't crack

The skin of African Americans does not wrinkle and show age as much as individuals from other ethnic bathgrounds.
"Damn, Denzel is in his 50s! He doesn't look that old."
"Yeah, that's because blacks don't crack."
by TworkFan February 2, 2006
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don't take shit

Frankie's cool, she don't take shit from no one!
by bebefrank April 20, 2008
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Don't fuck with me

A request to not be bothered. Usually a more angered one and threathening one.
by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004
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If it's not worth it, don't do it.

A common phrase used by the popular YouTuber and psychiatrist Zak Ahmed AKA Skeppy. It's also great life advice, professional psychiatrists say.
-I will do something.

-Well if it's not worth it, don't do it.
by SkeppyFan14 May 24, 2020
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I don't even..

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.
by sir3n April 3, 2011
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