Dodge

Terrible cars

D- don't
O- own
D- dodge
G- go
E- elsewhere

by spiritual68 August 23, 2020

Knotty Dodge

The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.

Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy

(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)

(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!

by Knottydodgewtfbbq May 29, 2013

dodging duck

a vieled reference to a place known to be popular with androgynous folks

"Hey, lets 'all' go drink some beer at the dodging duck

by poshbach December 9, 2008

Dodge

A person/s who avoids a challenge or confrontation from another person/s due to being fearful of the consequences or what might occur during said challenge/ confrontation.

We asked Joe to 2v2 us in basketball but he's a dodge so I guess he's not showing up.

by Slavokia April 20, 2019

Shannon dodging

a girl creating blasphemous excuses to not hangout with her boyfriend

bro why is she shannon dodging

by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024

Pd Dodge

Pd dodging is the act of intentionally avoiding a permadeath event with the hopes of avoiding death or not fighting lore spec

Leaf Nin 1: Lord Hokage’s taking all the spec for himself just to pd dodge..

Leaf Nin 2: Duh, you know he’s afraid of the rose haired saiyan…

Leaf Nin 3: Yeah man and now we’re doomed to war, hopefully I can have a meal before we die because I’m skin and bones💀

by R:0 November 23, 2023

Shower Dodge

The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.

My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.

by WeeSnaw1337 March 9, 2010