Doily Diving

The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.

Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."

by Rocketkoala August 06, 2012

Diving dolphin

A cheap malfunctioning sex toy.

The sex toy looked like a diving dolphin and sparks were coming out of it when it was turned on.

by January 22, 2022

Razor Dive

Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes

I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.

by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013

Dive of Life

When several people are after the same object, and one person pulls a Superman Jump to get it before anyone else does.

Eric, Zach, and Stewart were all after an onion ring that was recently tossed to the floor, and Stewart performed the fabled Dive of Life to achieve the object.

by OHS-DoomBringer October 05, 2007

Diving helmet

The ancestor to both the gas mask and modern scuba diving gear.

I've never tried a diving helmet. But yes I've tried a gas mask.

by Sexydimma June 27, 2022

diving for grouper

oral sex on a woman, cunnilingus

He loved her man, he went diving for grouper on the first date.

by rebelyid October 24, 2005

mush diving

“Mush diving” is a slang in some parts of the workd for cunnilingus mainly in elderly population.

Oh, the old man always enjoys mush diving!

by GSS master September 22, 2018