Disney disappointment

this is when you start dating someone and it all seems pretty amazing or when you have been in a hard luck place and something happens to improve you situation. In the end however just when you think your are headed toward your happily ever after everything comes crashing down.

I started dating this great man. He was courteous, handsome, sweet, sexy and smart. It had been months and months, then I found out he was married. It was a total Disney disappointment.

by MarianneM August 29, 2016

disney hoe

a disney hoe is basically a hoe who fucks around w guys, but doesn’t rlly fuck them (as in having sex).

amelia: “this bitch has a line of niggas and she tryna steal my man even after she broke up w hers a couple days ago?????”

leilani: “damnnnn this bitch is rlly a disney hoe”

by Bash me February 6, 2019

Disney Fact

1. A fact about Disney or a Disney owned corporation

2. A fact unable to be disputed

The term Disney Fact originated in the Last Week Tonight show about the census

Mickey Mouse does drugs, thats a Disney fact

by Server's Favorite Rhino May 6, 2021

disney shitblast

The act of walking into a Disney park and completely and utterly SHITBLASTING any toilet of your choosing.

I ate some dank Mexican food at epcot and had to take a raging shit, so I found the nearest bathroom and proceeded to do a Disney shitblast.

by CUNTSMASHER January 1, 2015

disney defense

To follow ones heart no matter what anyone else tells you.

Jon skipped out on rehab with the Disney defense.

by LordShahagan November 26, 2014

Disney up

To Disney up something is to destroy a beloved franchise such as Star Wars with identity politics instead of creating a good story. The time of outstanding animations like The Fox and the Hound are long gone, or waiting to be destroyed by a soulless remake.

Kathleen Kennedy truly did Disney up Star Wars and Indiana Jones...

by Brynjolf7 June 20, 2023

disney apple

V. The act of complementing the aesthetics of your partners genitals during the act of oral stimulation.

Guy 1: Dude, last night i got complimented in the bathroom by this hot chick giving me a blowjob!
Guy 2: That's a pretty awesome way to get disney appled.

Apple Disney Disney Apple

by abcdictionary March 23, 2016