by LordShahagan November 26, 2014
Get the disney defense mug.this is when you start dating someone and it all seems pretty amazing or when you have been in a hard luck place and something happens to improve you situation. In the end however just when you think your are headed toward your happily ever after everything comes crashing down.
I started dating this great man. He was courteous, handsome, sweet, sexy and smart. It had been months and months, then I found out he was married. It was a total Disney disappointment.
by MarianneM August 29, 2016
Get the Disney disappointment mug.A specially marked pin that can be traded at Disney parks with cast members or other guests
Started in 1999
Started in 1999
Person 1: "I love collecting Disney Pins"
Person 2: "Me too. I want to trade more the next time I go to Disney World"
Person 2: "Me too. I want to trade more the next time I go to Disney World"
by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023
Get the Disney Pin mug.To Disney up something is to destroy a beloved franchise such as Star Wars with identity politics instead of creating a good story. The time of outstanding animations like The Fox and the Hound are long gone, or waiting to be destroyed by a soulless remake.
by Brynjolf7 June 20, 2023
Get the Disney up mug.The act of walking into a Disney park and completely and utterly SHITBLASTING any toilet of your choosing.
I ate some dank Mexican food at epcot and had to take a raging shit, so I found the nearest bathroom and proceeded to do a Disney shitblast.
by CUNTSMASHER January 1, 2015
Get the disney shitblast mug.V. The act of complementing the aesthetics of your partners genitals during the act of oral stimulation.
Guy 1: Dude, last night i got complimented in the bathroom by this hot chick giving me a blowjob!
Guy 2: That's a pretty awesome way to get disney appled.
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by abcdictionary March 23, 2016
Get the disney apple mug.It was a late October night in the year 40,000ABY(2012 AD going off the Roman calendar) when the dark forces who ate Walt Disney’s soul absorbed Lucasfilm like a snack and setting in motion what is now referred to as the Disney Heresy.
Three years later, on December 18th 2015AD, The “Walt Disney” Co. released the visual pornography “The Force Awakens” this continuation of the Starwars mythos as told in the book of George, was widely accepted to the surprise of critics and religious zealots, but as everyone was having a good time there was no reason to be a poopy pants. Then in 2016 not even the most pious followers of the way could deny the quality of the legend of “rogue one,” film adaptation.
Followers everywhere looked to the future of Disney scripture with great optimism.
But we were all of us deceived...............
For another sequel was made. Deep in the rape dungeons of Hollywood California, Kathleen Kennedy forged in secret a disaster script. And Into this script she poured her plotholes, her sexism, and Her desire to ruin every OT character.
Some say it was the blasphemous portrayal of Luke Skywalkers lame ass death, others say it was the Extended Universe Scribes refusal to renounce the Disney Canon as heresy, and brand all Disney worshippers as heretics that led to the great schism of 2017.
It matters little.
Noting will erase the carnage that ensued on that dark December night.
Three years later, on December 18th 2015AD, The “Walt Disney” Co. released the visual pornography “The Force Awakens” this continuation of the Starwars mythos as told in the book of George, was widely accepted to the surprise of critics and religious zealots, but as everyone was having a good time there was no reason to be a poopy pants. Then in 2016 not even the most pious followers of the way could deny the quality of the legend of “rogue one,” film adaptation.
Followers everywhere looked to the future of Disney scripture with great optimism.
But we were all of us deceived...............
For another sequel was made. Deep in the rape dungeons of Hollywood California, Kathleen Kennedy forged in secret a disaster script. And Into this script she poured her plotholes, her sexism, and Her desire to ruin every OT character.
Some say it was the blasphemous portrayal of Luke Skywalkers lame ass death, others say it was the Extended Universe Scribes refusal to renounce the Disney Canon as heresy, and brand all Disney worshippers as heretics that led to the great schism of 2017.
It matters little.
Noting will erase the carnage that ensued on that dark December night.
by MandalorianInquisition January 16, 2020
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